To Whom It May Concern,

This functions as a privacy policy, a terms of use document and whatever other legal info needs to be mentioned. If you bothered to click on this I assume you have too much time on your hands, as we all do, and you're looking for some loophole.

Here's the rules.

To put it in legal terms, this comic can be fucking offensive for no other reason than to raise a point. That is not my problem, however. I believe in the freedom of speech and the freedom of action that does not impose direct physical violence on another.

1. If you have a heart attack or suffer some other malady while reading this however, that is your private world. I am very sorry about that and I'll talk about it, but I refuse legal responsibility in any way.

2. If you have a kid who is reading this, why are they reading it?
I suggest you should take better care of your kids.

3. However, I don't tell you how to run your life so don't tell me how to run mine.

Enough about your privacy. Now for mine.

4. I will not share your e-mail address with anyone or your website or your advertising for that matter, unless I get to talk to a human being about it. Your e-mail addresses are my private information and I won't give it out unless you ask me to. And even then, I'll be cautious about it.

ON THE CONDITIONS THAT:

A) You do not send me an "enflamatory" rhetorical message that threatens me or insults me.

B) You are a person or institution that wants to use my e-mail or my site for their own junky promotion.

I will not tolerate it and I will strike back by putting your e-mail address on junk mail lists. Fortunately for you, I have no other recourse, except an evil glare if I know who you are. So I guess you're kind of safe. But don't do it.

If you just want to complain or you're a bored kid, and in most cases I won't even bother. I won't care if you just want to complain about my stuff, which I do like to hear about even if it is in a negative way. Feedback can be helpful. But you walk the careful balance between being simply insulting or being constructive. Use your descretion.

Having said that, my comic or any persons or institutions featured in the comic do not intentionally share the name or resemblance of that of any comic, video game, person, character, institution, product, robot, cop, God, or KFC fried chicken wing unless specifically for parody purposes. Celebrity characters are used for satirical purposes and/or because I respect them. In other words, have a sense of humor. It's a fucking comic book.

To those who are reading this, that are put off by my brusque speach, this is really not the way I normally talk but when I have to deal with legal stuff I get upset so I tend to sound snarky or annoyed. I really am not. It's a pleasure to make comics for a living. And I do appreaciate you taking the time to read this. Peace be with you.

Love (and Fist-Shaking),
Your Pal,
Maxeem Konrardy