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| BOOK 1: POOP-MONKEY: A LOVE STORY free online version (2004) | BOOK 2: THE INVENTION OF THE MICROSCOPE free online version (2011) | ||||||||||||
| Welcome to the Experience of Novo Libris. If you don't have any issues - or even if you do - it's best to start reading at one. | ||||||||||||||||||
| WARNING
If this is your first time, please establish a hidden retreat for safe enjoyment. Use common sense safety measures. Do not stick your arms, legs or thoughts outside of Ex Novo Libris while reading. Do not laugh at the illustrations. This can be hazardous to the functions of your mind which process every day activities. Take regular breaks. If you begin to experience a loss of feeling or tingling sensation in the cerebral cortex, please get up and tend to your loved ones and pets. Do not attempt to open Ex Novo Libris without the absense of a trained technician. It is recommended that you maintain levels of confusion appropriate to each section. However, in case of emergency agitation, consult ORIENTATION AREA. For improved functionality and general well being, consult TRADE PAPERBACK COLLECTIONS depicted below. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Due to the plot development's close ties to the hyper-accelerated lifetime-hopping self-discovery of those found in Ex Novo Libris, no relevant or grounding snapshot of a character can possibly conceal all "spoilers" in the book. Please, consider the following dossiers as if they were from a parallel universe Lex Ovo Nibris in which continuity is faithfully maintained and nobody ever changes.
If the above gibberish is not bothering you and you are still uncomfortable reading Ex Novo Libris - but, conversely, unwilling to leave this web site - please, proceed to the questionnaire below. |
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| 4. Are you furious with my Frank Zappa-like insistence that illogical and unmarketable titles should not be an obstacle to the artwork for any true partison of art with pure intentions? If yes, click on YES. If annoyed that I would compare my scrawlings to the person behind Watermelon in Eastern Hay, click YES, EXTREMELY. |
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